MATT Z


a scruffy older gentleman that trys to relive his past through surrounding himself with younger people, usually fresh outta highschool.
“hey let’s go over to matt z’s house after school, we can do anything there”
so great, cannot be described in words
itz mattz. im about 2 faint

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