Matthew Robinson
a extremely hard to get rid of std, usually located around the scr–tal area. most men who have gay s-x get a ‘matthew robinson’ around thier -ss holes and on oc-ssion they have happen while a women p-ssy farts.
man 1: ‘dude! last night she did a matthew robinson on my c-ck’
man 2: ‘did you like it?’
man 1: ‘no, and now my d-ck is the color green’
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