Mattieux
a man who is daring and courageous. laughs at stupid jokes. he pretends to be a doucher, but really he is caring an understanding, with high intelligence. he is also very good looking, and has great social skills which he uses on many ladies.
pr-nouncing the name mattieux requires great effort, and only french- speaking individuals get the hold of it.
mattieux: you’re ruining my name!
girl: sorry!
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