Mongolian Industries
a reputable weapons and armour producer based in ulaanbaatar. known for a widespread telemarketing campaign that reaches from cyprus to canada. offer a 3 piece armour set for “thirdie four fiddie”, a good price. irresponsible teenagers have been known to imitate their telemarketing
“herro mongolian industries, weapons and armour. buy now special 3 piece armour set thriddie four fiddie”
“huh?”
“special armour set thridie four fiddie, buy now special deal, mongorian industries”
“what the f-ck?, screw this” (hangs up)
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