Mattioli


monster d-ck, can’t see the end. socially amazing, too many friends, too many women. the women like the s-x because a big d-ck is a good d-ck.
person 1: you’re sh-t at s-x and life.

person 2: f-ck off, i’m mattioli.

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    a mattisen is a type of drink. usually very fruity, but can be spiked to liven up the party. this drink is bubbley, delicious, but does not have a very good after taste. but most love it, mainly because it is addictive. “taste this mattisen it is so good.”

  • maui time

    the time it takes a hawaiin to do something, which is usually longer than your average american. local maui citizens are lazy, and take their sweet–ss time doing everything and anything. when asked why they are taking so long, one replys ” i am on maui time.” don’t rush me, i’m on maui time.

  • Mattress Map

    the deep, red, angry indentations that form on one’s face after a night of comatose-like sleep. mattress maps generally appear when the unfortunate sleeper crashes on: a) unfolded laundry that has am-ssed on the bed b) creases in the sheets or c) any foreign object on which the weary victim does not realize is on […]

  • mat-tionary

    a dictionary for stupid people. if someone is a d-ck they may use a mat-tionary to look up the meaning of a word. this is also a very useful anti-sawyeristic device. “hey d-ck, p-ss me the mat-tionary”

  • Matt's First Law

    your car will be only be involved in an accident totaling it when all the following conditions are met: 1. you have a full tank a gas 2. you have recently had an oil change 3. you have 4 new tires some middle-age woman plowed into your car and totaled it. matt’s first law applies.


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