MattZed


only the coolest flippin kid in school, everyone should aspire to live up to his greatness
yoo that mattzed kid is a fuggin pimp

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    when any dominant male of level 9 pimp status or higher, gathers 5 h-rny women, one of which is justin’s sister. after properly pleasing them all, he -j-c-l-t-s into a blender and blends it with margarita mix. the girls then proceed to take shots…. holy sh-t becky, we were all drunk and matt gave us […]

  • awat

    1. when one is somewhere mentally, and possibly intellectually and emotionally, though not physically. used when having a conversation with somebody not in person (often over the phone, texting, or im-ing), and it seems as though you are reading each others minds. 2. when one is physically away from a specific location but are mentally […]

  • Awestacular

    a combination of awesome and spectacular. meaning that something is too great to be described with a real word today was awestacular when the algebra teacher gave up and started handing out a’s. 1 more definition when something just is’t awesome, it’s more. it’s awesomely spectacular ! hey, i heard you did that scuba dive […]

  • Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle

    one who walks around without underwear on and get’s an angry red waffle like pattern on their v-g-n-, has a urine and sh-t fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely h-rny man. (c-nt munching) “dude, where is that b-tch sara?” “ugh… you invited that c-nt-munching-sh-t-surfing-pee-f-cking-tw-twaffle?” “just because she’s a lesbian wh-r- that doesn’t […]

  • Matu

    a guy thats sucks at all sport and cant perform any athletic abilities why you look like matu? this is after he missed an open goal in soccer 3 times in a row and cant run so your named a matu 2 more definitions an amazing cult of crazy videogame playing, dancing, musical, and psychotic […]


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