Mature Fluids
a bread or sandwich spread usually comprised of aged adult male reproductive fluid. the container is filled at a rate of at least one(usually more) -j-c-l-t–n(s) per day over a period of weeks. usually kept in a mason jar, the fluids then are aloud to “rest” for a period of 3 to 4 weeks after extraction in a cool dry place. once deemed “mature” the product is served at room temperature.
“let’s all get together thursday night at cas and joey’s for a delicious d.p. the queen -ssures us he will bring his mature fluids.”
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