Matylda
a beautiful girl with s-xy facial features and a nice behind, who unfortualtely is unable to correctly spell her name with an ‘i’ and therefore subst-tutes with a ‘y’. in australia it is customary for people to celebrate her existance by singing “waltzing matilda” because d-mn’ that girl is fine! she is also extremely well manered, creative, unique and well liked.
1. “man, that girl is so beautiful! but wait… i think she spelt her name wrong..”, “she must be a matylda!”
2. “that girl is so fine!” “waltzing matilda!!, waltzing matilda!!” etc etc.
3. “that girl is such a matylda”
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