Matzo fever


a s-xual obsession with the jewish people, the same way many guys are obsessed with asian chicks.
some common causes of matzo fever:

– natalie portman
– maggie gyllenhaal
– sarah silverman
– judy greer
– rachel weisz
– melanie laurent(since inglourious basterds)
– leelee sobieski

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