a s-xual position where the woman rides the man on a couch and leans back and places her hands on the coffee table.
my wife and i got back to the hotel room after hanging out at the pool all day. she started riding me on the couch and then it turned into full-blown maui style.
meleah is generally the name of a basic girl. she may look amazing and seem kind, but her basic-ness stops all room for leveling up, leaving her forever basic otherwise known as infinibasic. no meleah. i don’t want to listen to lil john. the hottest chick to ever walk the planet. she is so awesome […]
- Michael Wayne
a born loser at everything except manipulating. usually addicted to drugs of several types at once. incapable of decency to any degree. will be found living off a woman. spends time cutting himself and scheming as to always keep a new victim in sight. usually very abusive and hung like a gnat. rarely bathes and […]
- Mike Kanashi
a facebook user from the community which sh-tposts various sad, s-xual and funny statuses. “did you hear about that mike kanashi guy?” “yeah! apparently he f-cked his own dog!”
- Milwaukee Meatgrinder
a s-xual move in which a man’s s-xual partner turns his p-n-s like a crank while he defecates. this process looks similar to the use of a hand-cranked meat grinder, hence the name. i gave jeff the ol’ milwaukee meat grinder last night! this is a terrible terrible s-xual act which involves murdering one’s partner. […]
‘my n-gg-‘ but for white people so they don’t feel guilty -hey, i just went to starbucks and got you a mocha frappe, interested? — monica. the s-xiest woman on the planet. never see her without peeing your pants. cant help but pop one when you look at her. always laughing and has a smile […]