Milwaukee Meatgrinder

a s-xual move in which a man’s s-xual partner turns his p-n-s like a crank while he defecates. this process looks similar to the use of a hand-cranked meat grinder, hence the name.
i gave jeff the ol’ milwaukee meat grinder last night!
this is a terrible terrible s-xual act which involves murdering one’s partner. one innitiates the milwaukee meatgrinder by first decapitating his partner, and then having s-x with the girl’s neck. this will most -ssuredly put you close to the front of death row no matter which state you’re in.
“did you hear about drew?”
“no what happened”
“he gave his girlfrield the milwaukee meatgrinder and now he’s got life in prison”
“no sh-t!?”

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