to “maura out” of something is to b-tch out at the last minute after promising that you would complete said action. one who “mauras out” usually profusely promises to do it the next time, but of course the next time he or she promptly mauras out once again.
i totally thought i was going to hang out with her last night until she maura’d out!
i’m not even going to make plans with him because i know he’ll maura out!
to fully express feelings of joy that maximum cannot completely cover. that is amazing to the maximumification!
to either be high or drunk “hey felix, i’m boomptin” to either by high or drunk “hey felix, im boomptin”
- forth rail bridge
the 2.5 km. (1.5 mile) forth railway bridge, the world’s first major steel bridge, with its gigantic girder spans of 521 m. (1710 ft.) ranks as one of the great feats of civilization. it was begun in 1883 and formally completed on 4 march 1890 when hrh edward prince of wales tapped into place a […]
- inverted d*ck
when the d-ck rejects the p-ssy. when the p-ssy is so scary the d-ck hauls -ss. not a d-ck at all, but a p-ssy mickey has an inverted d-ck! told u he had a p-ssy.
- angry toad
this is a party prank that is best done at a random house party. you start off by emptying a whole role of toilet paper into the toilet and then proceed to drop a huge deuce ontop of the toilet paper (similar to a toad sitting on a lily pad). the best part is if […]