maximus thotticus
a rare human sub-species that was once thought extinct. maximus thotticus use high-frequency sounds, thot-like clothing (jean jackets), and social media outlets to attract males.
guy 1: yo, that girl, she thicc af dawg.
guy 2: nah my dude. that’s a maximus thotticus.
maximus thotticus: screeeeeeeeeeee
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