Maxually
people who overuse the word “actually”. we’ve all met them and heard them plenty. done in an attempt to make every mundane thing they say seem profound and insightful they continue to flutter their eyelids and talk down their noses while making jack-sses of themselves with what will someday become a big joke.
i sat around all day watching a couple maxually veejays on tv. how tiring.
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