maxwell
maxwells are certain crazy, unreadable types of people, who no matter how hard you try to figure them out…its a lost cause.
maxwells are amazing at random hours of the night…mhmmm, yes i know what that sounds like, and im not gonna change it…
maxwells have a tendency to make certain ppl who im not going to mention a little teensy weensy bit unnerved
but maxwells make those same unmentionable people want to laugh and smile more and thats ok…good even
and just for the record, that wasn’t brutal, was it?
even in the wee hours of the am maxwell made the fact that an all-nighter was inevitable, bearable… and in fact okay.
a lover, very sweet and affectionate. stands for what they believe. extremely handsome, can sweep a girl off her feet! everyone loves a maxwell because they are charming, and great with kids. they often lose their belongings. a major tomcat, knows how to make a girl happy ;). very loving, and a great guy to be in love with. very much worth the while.
and very h-rny!!!
“wow, that was a great night.. was definitely maxwell!”
coming from “max” and “well” these two words add up to be maxwell meaning ultimate feelgood.
dude you are so maxwell!
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