mayonnaise shuffle
when a guy is super p-ssed at someone, so he m-st-rb-t-s and uses his s-m-n-covered hand to slap the jack-ss
the b-st-rd keyed my car, so i unleashed the mayonnaise shuffle on that motherf-cker.
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