mayonnaise sundae
s-xual dessert.
post–j-c-l-t–n into the -n-s, the partner’s -sshole is licked and spat into. afterwards that partner squats over a waffle cone (or a dinner bowl or plate if no cone is available) and deficates the mixture of s-m-n, fecal matter and saliva. typically a brown and white swirled mixture.
may also include a little red.
should be eaten after intercourse while still warm.
believed to be bring good luck in one’s s-xual experiences.
my last booty call made me a mayonnaise sundae so i’m expecting a good time in the club this weekend!
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