Mayonnaise Tornado
j-zzing into a tornado while standing safely in the eye.
baxter found himself trapped in the eye of a tornado. with time running out and no other options, he decided to transform the regular tornado into a mayonnaise tornado by -j-c-l-t-ng into it. he forever changed the way that people look at tornadoes. especially h-rny dudes.
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