maysive
when you’re a mother f-cking swoll beast. constantly lifts; lifting = life. most likely on your local football team.
matt: “hey bro! woah! -slaps b-tt in a bro sense- look at those arms!”
carson: “thanks bro! i went to the gym all summer, got real pumped!”
matt: “d-mn man, you’re so maysive now! see you at football practice later!”
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