mbf
“must be following” on tumblr; maybe even twitter.
first 20 to reblog will be promoted. mbf (inserttumblrnamehere).
acronym for metro best friend
yvi: who’s that guy over there with the v-neck?
christine: that’s just my mbf, jp.
an acronym for “milky b-m factor”
-n-l perspiration caused by hot and humid conditions. leaves one’s b-m feeling moist an unclean. the higher the mbf factor, the worse the milky b-m feeling is.
seriously, it is so hot & humid outside i think the mbf is at 9.5 today.
the term used between close friendships. mbf stands for mega best friend.
dylan: hey you’re my mbf
mariam: you’re my mbf too!
abbreviation for “must be fried.” said when someone says something so ridiculous, they must have been fried.
you- omg i wanna see that movie! i had a dream i saw it, but i never actually saw it… this is like so much fun!!!!!!!
me- d-mn you mbf.
a boy friend acquired while vacationing in mexico, preferably of mexican descent.
sally: what was that noise last night?
rose: oh that was just my mbf climbing through our kitchen window.
missionary b-tt f-ck
sarah: oh my g i hurt so bad.
jessica: why’s that?
sarah: well i let steve missionary b-tt f-ck me (mbf) and now i am afraid i will have to steal some of my grandma’s diapers so i don’t sh-t my pants.
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