mc hammer pants


mc hammer pants are the 80’s most baggiest pants . these oversized crotch pants allowed the hammer to do his signature dance. these pants were the sh-t back then. however, if worn today, it looks as if you took a cr-p in a tent and wore it as pants.
t: look at that guy’s pants. it looks like large diaper.

d: naw, mc hammer pants were the sh-t in the 80s.

t: looks like he took a sh-t in them in 2017

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