MC Plantus


the world’s most motherf-ckin’ prolific rapper. wrote such lines as, “sittin’ on the floor, don’t want a 1984,” and, “zilla found some bodies in his trunk, he thinks he left them there for a month.”
yo dude, mc plantus f-ckin’ came into the club stole all the b-tches for himself using his rhymes

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