when you suck your teeth out of embarr-ssment/tolerance
boy: yo brb. forgot my keys
boy 2″ -mch-
- Marching Baritone
the heaviest hand-held instrument in the band. players of the marching baritone will go through the worst kind of h-ll for the first month or so of the season because of the twenty-pound vertical pull on their arm muscles that they didn’t even know they had. they often develop ptsd from the pain and wake […]
- peppermint asshole
the exquisite state in which your -sshole is so sparking fresh from the overwhelming number of rimjobs, that people are able to recognize by the scent of freshness. an extremely difficult badge to obtain, as often referred to as the most difficult badge in the game. john: hey i heard you got 4 rimjobs at […]
- peruvian anaconda
when you attack a small asian kid from behind and put him in a headlock. preferably with your legs wrapped around him, like a walrus humping its mate into submission. steve: come here you asian. wing-w-ng: no! steve: don’t make me put you into a peruvian anaconda.
- Pigeon Goggling
when humans scream and oddly flap their arms to get rid of feathered pests such as pigeons. i wish people would stop pigeon goggling it’s disturbing my teatime.
a deep intersection of the r-ct-m and p-n-s area. “my piuce is bleeding”