swollen hands that are so swoll you cant even see the soup can you’re holding.
dude i went to the dr and he said i have carpel tunnel . my hands are swoll as f-ck and everyone is calling me meat clobbers!
the most rice loving korean kid you’ll ever meet. he wears justin bieber hair and walks into every door in the house because his eyes so small he can’t see sh-t. everyone except bob: “watch out, kritsana incoming!” bob: “guys will you stop? just help him get through the door”
supa hot trash your skills are jiyanni
an -sshole who is jewish that d-cklestein won’t give me any money!
- *ss cracker
a black male wanting attention to his -ss from a white man. d-mn that n-gg-r is a -sscracker. one who engages in -n-l s-x. that w-nker is an -ss cracker. one who not knowing the code or combination to a particular slice of -ss is nonetheless able to get inside the -ss frat boy 1: […]
- silent hilling
while texting someone, they try to get s-xual with you, but you avoid the topic by using a diversion (such as the movie, silent hill) he tried to get pics, but i silent hilled him f-ck boy: what would you do if i was there?? 😉 you: well, i’m watching silent hill, so watch silent […]