Meat Creeper
a meat creeper: when a guy runs his hand up the leg of what he thought was a girl, it’s what creeps down to meet him half way.
dude#1: had a scary encounter with that chick after the party the other night.
dude#2: what, the really tall one with the big hands?
dude#1: yeah, wound up back on her couch and was about to do the deed when i made a nasty discovery.
dude#2: oh no, she had a meat creeper?!!!
meat creeper: what a guy encounters when he slides his hand up the leg of what he previously thought was a woman.
dude, i had the scare of my life with that chick from the party last night.
the unusually tall one?
yeah, she wasn’t what i thought.
what, you had a rendezvous with the meat creeper?
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