meat looker


when you are in the locker-room changing and/or using the bathroom someone tries to look (or stare) at your meat (d-ck)
it breaks about every locker-room conduct code and is about the worst thing you can do
—warning—
meat looking can get you beat up, called gay, and any combination of those 2
guy 1: yo dont go in the lokcer-room when mike is in there
guy 2: why not
guy 1: cause he’s a meat looker
guy 2: ok thanks for the heads up

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