Meat Mustache
the act of humiliating someone so hard that there is an illusion of a p-n-s on the victim’s upper lip. then the -ssailant connects all of one’s fingers to their thumb and shakes it in an italian mob style with both hands. in a quite fast gesture, the -ssailant forms the italian mob style hands to their upper lip and parts the invisible “meat mustache.” after the process is done, the -ssailant must yell, meat mustache.
jimmie: how’s your hotdog dean?
dean: pretty good. maybe the best i have ever had.
jimmie: -knocks the hotdog to the ground. performs the act.- meat mustache!!!!!!!
dean: -cries softly-
meaty residue left on one’s upper lip after the act of c-nn-l-ng-s.
hey, sam, you really oughta shave that meat mustache.
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