meat patties


very large nipples resembling a meat patty.
jaybang had m-ssive meat patties, i could eat them on a bun.
nickname for any large, creepy, male teachers.
meat patty says he wants to play with teeth!!!
middle aged man that wants to play wit little childrens’ teeth. he is also a little on the fat whale side.
kids, i know you wanna play with my patty.
noun: a gross living being with either physical or emotional setbacks that make them less appealing to be around or be seen with.

it can also be used as a word randomly used to describe and action, a place, or a time.
dave: did you see that meat-patty over there?
ron: ya dude…i sneezed and sh-t in my pants at the same time (see snooped).
dave: i’d rather put my p-n-s in a can of c-ke and risk cutting the edges than even hold hands with that ogre of a person.
other use:
ron: dude wtf? you said indiana beach was nice…this place iis totally meat patties…theirs f-cking bandaids in the water.
dave: sorry man…i didn’t know this place sucked so much meat patties…this is not the sh-t

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