Meat Thermometer
to thrust one’s p-n-s into the female/male funny stinky spot
“tim gave lauth the meat thermometer all night long.”
used in conjunction with a greasy oven mitt.
when performing a greasy oven mitt a male inserts his p-n-s into the v-g-n- of a female.
“i was unaware my p-n-s was big enough to give her a meat thermometer while giving her a greasy oven mitt”.
(n.) 1. a complete idiot devoid of any reasoning 2. one’s p-n-s
1.what a f-cking meat thermometer! he put the eggs at the bottom of the bag!
2. i’d like to stick my meat thermometer in her, see if she’s done.
p-n-s, which can be used orally, -n-lly, and/or v-g-n-lly (see “take her temperature”)
my wife looked a little under the weather, so i tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. she perked right up.
the act of inserting a meat thermometer into the love c-n-l after the female climax and whispering “baby you’ve been well done”
jenny was surprised roger brought kitchenware to bed until she realized he was going to meat thermometer her
another name for a p-n-s.
andrew: oh jeffery stop playing with my meat thermometer.
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