meat tweet
a genital snapshot – often depicting a state of arousal – sent by a gentleman to a lady friend he has just met on a social networking site. often ends up being permanently downloaded to the hard drive of his wife’s divorce lawyer.
my meat tweet a “moment of madness”, says premier league footballer.
a tweet that is created with the sole intention of provoking and engaging those with any connection to the subject.
often the tweet is not the authentic view of the author, however the author sticks by it to cause maximum uproar and to increase likeliness of interaction with other humans on the platform.
can you believe he really thinks that ready salted are the best crisps around?
“he doesn’t. it’s just another meattweet”
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