qualifying the attractiveness of a girl by noting she is a doctor. considering that the majority of girls in medicine are notoriously unattractive, and that even a mediocre doctor chick becomes hot in comparison to cattle.
see also: beer goggles, lawyer hot, berkeley/stanford goggles, engineering goggles, settling.
– dude, did you meet that new girl? she’s effing hot!
– wait, medicine hot or actually hot?
– oh, she’s legitimately hot. she used to be a lingerie model!
meg-i-tive adj. 1) to be immensely optimistic despite the hopeless circ-mstances she’s stressed out to the max, but she continues smiling… that megitive mood will be her downfall.
a melophobe is someone who fears people who have s-x with melons (melophile) of all sorts but specifically watermelons. this fear has been dated back to king henry the viii who walked in on his father (henry vii) while he was having a foursome with henry s mother a watermelon and a bag of weed. […]
- Melinda Doolittle Syndrome
the astonishing occurrence when a fan-favorite contestant on a talent compet-tion – like “american idol”, or “so you think you can dance,” in which the viewer votes for the winner – is voted off the show, more specifically before the finals of the compet-tion. abbreviation mds lil’kim came down with a bad case of melinda […]
the act of being a fur wearing leech, that sucks life out of any fun situation. when a man is owned like a cheap piece of furniture. good god. that girl is merrising so hard core! lets go somewhere else. no, he cant come out tonight he is merrising. i’m sorry about that guys i […]
merydeth is the enemy of orange juice everywhere. merydeths often enjoy a snack of crickets,but live mainly off of star wars references and giant trees. commonly seen in the company of cats. the bane of her existence is the word “crotch.””d-d-d-star wars!””crickets is yum!” that girl is a straight up merydeth, yo. did you see […]