Meducated
a condition reached when, being sick or injured, a person spends countless hours online researching and self-diagnosing, rather than going to an actual doctor and actually getting better.
“i definitely tore my meniscus.”
“did you go to the doctor?”
“no. what’s that overpaid quack going to do for me? i got on webmd and got meducated.”
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