Megafonzie


a unit for measuring the coolness of something. the origin of this scientific unit is the animated television show futurama. professor hubert farnesworth invents a coolometer, which uses megafonzies as a unit for coolness.
when pointed at www.definithing.com, the coolometer is give a reading of over 50 megafonzies!

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