megan whitty
the most perfect girl you will ever meet, she has perfect eyes, perfect hair, and a perfect personality! she is a star in my eyes, and her eyes outshine the stars! she is gorgeous and the most amazing girl you will ever meet. if i could choose any girl in the world to love i’d choose megan whitty:)
bob; megan whitty turns heads when she walks into the room
steve; one second i’m looking at that megan whitty over there!:o
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