Megass
the legend of megan sparks’ -ss if a highly controversial, possibly mythical, story about the most amazing -ss in human history. scientists still are not sure if an -ss like this could possibly exist.
the story goes that this -ss is just the right size; not small, but not too large. each cheek is a perfectly shaped half-moon that hangs off her hips. also, it is rumored that it feels like a temper-pedic matress.
it is also rumored that if you stare at this -ss for more than five seconds, you’ll go blind. it’s just that mejestic.
megan can be found in clubs around the world. if you ever see her, make sure to ‘accidentally’ squeeze her b-tt (caution: doing this may become addictive, like crack. it’s possible you may never be happy again until you feel her b-tt one more time).
that’s crazy, that girl’s -ss is some amazing, does she have meg-ss?
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