Melantha


an amazingly fabulous hottie who loves to have fun with her favorite friends! is always there when they need her. is a wonderful boss and is loved by all. super awesome to hang out with. has a great sense of humor and loves her alma mater. she is feisty and fearless. very rare to meet a melantha, but lucky if you do!
melantha is the best friend ever!

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    to misplace something that was just in your possession. when you grab something, like your keys, then set it down for a split second to do something, then can’t find your keys the next second, even though you just had them. i just farnargo’d my water bottle!

  • meloncholy

    a general feeling of sadness arising from looking at br–sts that remind you of br–sts you used to know. as francois and simone are getting hot and heavy in the diner… simone: do my br–sts upset you? francois: no, they just give me meloncholy. the choly of melons. simalar to meloncoddle the coddle of melons. […]

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  • melvita

    (adv) combination of melted and velvita; a terrible tasting american cheese. used in reference to someone who is cheesy and running their mouth. “and don’t start getting all melvita on me, b-tch!” “homeboy was actin a fool and spoutin some bullsh-t so i told him to get off the melvita and chill the f-ck out!”

  • meme-oblivious

    someone oblivious to a meme but awkwardly laughs anyway. meme-obliviousness is normally apparent when a large number of friends are talking face to face (like irl), and one of them starts meme-spouting and everyone laughs except that one person with the confused look. being meme-oblivious can also cause m-ss amounts of b-tthurt, but only a […]


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