shes the most beutiful girl you have ever met like now i am going out with one but be on her good side because she can be b-tchy on you but nice funny and smart at times
me :what color is that melena marie
her : wtf! do u not like it
me:no no no not that way
- Menstrual Discharge
hennay once a month releases a rotten liquid from her crab hole. some say it just drops out of her like a pregnagt womans water when it breaks. those who have survided have said hennay’s menstrual discharge has a beastly odor comparable to a pile of dead bodies left to rot for 2 weeks.bizarely, the […]
- name drop
to casually drop the name of a famous person who you, a friend or relative know, so as to appear cool vicariously because you know a famous person. hey, my brother was hanging out with (insert celebrity name here) the other day. he says they’re pretty cool. man, i hate ben. his dad works in […]
performing the art of procrastination in the best possible manner, with minimal waste of effort and expense. properly utilized, the subject will feel oddly fulfilled and slightly drained, yet will not have accomplished anything of import. a portmanteau of “procrastination” and “efficient”. i write unnecessary urban dictionary entries whilst simultaneously facebooking and surfing reddit, in […]
: one that is a professional in the art of procrastinating; esspecially : one that engages in the pursuit of procrastination in a professional and succesful manner. justin waited until 4 hours before his mid-term was due to start working on it, but being a procrastifessional, he still managed to pull it off.
- Procrastination Sex
having s-x solely for the purpose of procrastinating. i don’t want to do my term paper… let’s have procrastination s-x.