Mellow Hack


the act of having one’s account usually facebook hacked by a friend and have them post falsities as a prank.
john smith posts “whenever i fart, i smell a strong presence of p-n-s.”

jane doe replies “babe, you better have gotten mellow hacked, or we have to rethink this relationship.”

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