Mellow Mooding
the act of drinking a bob marley’s mellow mood relaxation drink and sitting, chilling, relaxing, and eventually falling asleep. sometimes performed in groups.
sam: how was work?
bill: rough. i’m going home and mellow mooding all night. care to join?
sam: ya man, be right over.
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