Melon Off
when two gentlemen, usually heteros-xual and inebriated, engage in a compet-tion to see which of the two gentlemen can sustain an errection the longest, with a partially hollowed out melon over their p-n-ses.
the first to have their melon drop to the floor is the loser.
george and alfed covered their throbbing hard c-cks with the hollowed out remains of a delcious watermelon, having just agreed to a melon off.
alfred, weak from the 13 c-cksucking cowboy shots he had recently downed, lasted a meer 13 seconds before the watermelon dropped to the floor in what can only described as a bl–dy mess. george, delighted at his new found glory, shoved his —- up alfreds -rs-, and they both agreed they were all winners in the end.
traditional male game often played at partys or gatherings. requires: male players, erections, melons
males make sizeable incision into centre of melon. players then muster up, by whatever means possible, a stiff erection. melons are then placed on top of stiify. the winner of the game is last man standing with a melon still penetrated.
dave won the melon off last night. what a hoor a p-ssy b-n-r he had.
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