melonbird



the tastiest food ever. an animal native to the us of a until the early 1860s when it was hunted to extinction.

combination of 50% chicken and 50% watermelon.
fie! a pox on those who would steal mine melonbird, forsooth it is quite tasty but she is mine own and soley mine own!

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