Melvin
a boy you love to look at. his skin is perfecty smooth and tan, his eyes are dark and dangerous and his smile is to die for. he’s very smart especially in creative writing even if he is somewhat an overachiever. he loves soccer and is fiercly loyal to his friends. with just a wink he’ll melt your heart and you will promise him your virginty. he can own your v-g-n- with just a glance.
girl 1: omg did you see that guy?? he winked at me and my v-g-n- belonged to him
girl 2: oh yeah that happened to me yesterday, he’s such a melvin.
definition of awesome just simply amazing!!!
look at matt he is so melvin
a very awesome person. best player of call of duty s-xy slim.no andrew can compare to his godly awesomeness
yo man i so got owned by a melvin
one of the very first people that created ninjas nearly two thousand centuries ago.
a very powerful ninja known to dominate the rival ninja known as jasmin.
his power is so mighty it is said that it rivals that of chuck norris.
epic.
a tour-group came to a huge city that was totally demolished; “what happened here,” they asked. the guide simply said melvin.
one of the best bands ever. they’ve been around for twenty years, and they’re going stronger than many of the young upstarts fresh out of the gate. they’re currently on patton’s ipecac records, the place for music. quite plainly, they just rip sh-t.
buzz “king buzzo” osbourne–guitars/vocals
dale crover–drums
kevin rutmanis–b-ssist
metallica fan: “st. anger was such a dissapointment. i want to like it, but i just can’t.”
melvins fan: “check out pigs of the roman empire, the melvins still know how to make music, unlike metallic-ck.”
the realest n-gg- out. point blank period. if you run into him you might as well drop your panties. not only is he s-xy but hes s-xy as f-ckkkk. if somehow you can wife him up then you better be throwing it back better then any girl out there.
girl 1: d-mn girl did you see him ?
girl 2: h-ll yes thats melvin <3
girl 1: have your panties dropped yet ?
girl 2: duhhhhh
adam lambert's facial hair, loved by some, hated by others
glamberts are going crazy, adam grew melvin again!
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