Memory Enhancer


a pad of paper and a sharpened #2 pencil.
bob: soon i’ll never forget anything again.
burt: and why is that?
bob: after watching this infomercial on tv last night i ordered the memory enhancer and because i was one of the first thousand callers i get not one but two pads of paper and two sharpened #2 pencils.

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