memory insurance
a method of writing something down before you forget, whether on a piece of paper or on your arm or hand. may also include calling your own phone and leaving yourself a voice message, or emailing yourself. basically a self-reminder.
roommate 1: can you give me a ride to the airport on friday? my flight leaves at 6.
roommate 2: yeah hold on a sec, i’m gonna write that on a sticky note, just for memory insurance.
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