memphis meat tenderizer
when a man places his erect p-n-s on a solid surface, typically a counter top, and his lover repeatedly slams their forhead on the engorged member until said member is flaccid. also used to treat erections lasting more than four hours.
i popped a v–gr- and my d-ck was still hard four hours later, and thank the lord my tranny girlfriend knew of the memphis meat tenderizer, therefore avoiding a trip to the emergency room!
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