to go “men on the moon” on someone is to eat a guy out in a dark room. men on the moon refers to “where no man has gone before”. also, a song by rem.
elena: i went men on the moon on my first boyfriend. it was bliss.
when one partner squeezes shampoo from a bottle into the r-ct-m of the second partner, followed by the 2nd partner “p–ping” the shampoo into the hair of the first partner either in the bath or shower. i know you said she was kinky, but she had me do a shamp–per and my -n-s has never […]
when your usually very regular period is late for no apparent reason– even pregnancy. “my period is a week late! and i’m usually so regular!” “you think you could be pregnant?” “no! i haven’t had it in months!” “relax, girl! you’re just menstipated.”
- Shat Bricks
to be utterly appalled, amazed, or stunned. jesus: “watch as i turn this water into wine!” -water changes to wine- onlooker: ” holy sh-t, he really did it. i just shat bricks”
- shawn cheery
to have s-x with married women shawn cheery loves to get with married b-tches
a man who enjoys having s-x with a woman during her period. a play on the word metros-xual. al’s a d-mn menstros-xual, he told me he did his girlfriend when she was on the rag.