Men

things with p-n-ses who tell women anything just to get intercorse
timmy is like most men he tells tina he loves her so he can get -ss then he never speaks to her again.
plural of man.
-real men- are respectful of women as equals. love their mamas. hold doors open. knock out other men who say stupid -ss, s-xist bullsh-t. will lick p-ssy after they have been given a bl-wj-b. bring home an equal paycheck, then do an equal amount of housework and childcare. don’t get p-ssed off when their usual superior economic status is disrupted by a social shift that allows women to take a step closer to equality. are strong and protective, while also being loving and gentle. have the character to restrain their temper. have a brain in their head. do not stereotype. often come with big d-cks.
faux men say stuff like this in the women section of ud, then pop their zits, play some videogames, jack off, and begin to sob, and wonder why n-body will f-ck them:
“the female of the human species, that are, more or less, emotionless blobs. since emotions such as love compliment the human s-x drive, men have a higher emotional drive to compliment their higher s-x drive. women, conversely… just wander around looking for another way to suck money out of a man, get him attached and then break his heart. and despite this fact, a woman will spend a good 75% of her time saying that men only think about s-x and that women are so much better, even though it is always a man that writes the beautiful love song or poem. though they’re not all like this, the stereotypical woman is lying, conniving, selfish, controlling, manipulative, arrogant and chauvinistic. they have the complete inability to think logically or philosophically, and so if you start to talk to them about something like existence, they’ll just say that they’re right and your wrong and that you should go buy her something. and different than the woman’s belief that men do evil things like start wars and such, it’s easy to see that a woman will always be the cause for fighting. the world will be a better place when all of the extremely intelligent genetic scientists (mostly men, so we’d have to have men, whether or not we needed to procreate… women? not so much of a necessity) begin to genetically engineer human beings, without the need for the process of s-x.”

“a beast created by g-d to enduce pain upon man for eternity. bleeds for seven whole days and does not die. can suck the life out of a man to create smaller evil beast to defend them in court and steal man’s hard earned money.”

“punishment from zeus for mankind because the young god promethues stole the fire of the gods and gave it to mankind. so zeus created a new evil for mankind, women.”
jane: “eliza, all men are -ssholes. your standards are too high. you have never met a so-called ‘real man.'”
eliza: “i met him, i f-cked him, i married him. and there are others out there, it’s just that faux men are louder than real men, so it seems like there are more of them.”
the reason for many of girl’s problems. mostly because they think they want anything more than to enter their magical vaginia.
crying girl: why are you so insensitive?!?!??!
guy: halo and beer god-mnit!
crying girl: what?!?!?!
guy: you’ll never understand…..
crying girl: (men……)
has to be macho all the time. dont want to look “gay”, even though its proven that more men have s-xual thoughts about other men then women have about other women. a lot are very h-m-phobic because they can’t let anyone know they are gay or bi.
so girls ask your man if he would have s-x with another man, and if he shows his disgust for more than a hour… hes gay.
“are you gay jon?”

“ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! i would never do that!!!! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! thats gross!!!!!!!! thats sick!!!!!!!! dont ever ask me that again!”
1. purely logical and emotionally stable, they will insult each other and gossip during their daily man talk, as well as throw epic manly hissy-fits when they fail. (which is pretty much all the time.)
they secretly wish they had their own pair of b–bies.
only men r on teh internuts lol!!!11one!11eleventyone!oneone1
apparently, the better s-x.
it’s 2009, we really don’t need to think we’re all so great.
on behalf of all the idiots that call themseves men on this site, ladies, belive me, we are not all like that. some of us are actually not s-xist testosterone filled nut jobs.
if you ever get married, try and avoid those types.
douche-men are better than women woooooo!
normal man- no we’re not. we’re good at differant things, geez you’d think we were living in the fifties.
i think i seen one of those the other day
1 out of every million men is a real man

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