mental fap
noun: the act of fapping to a mental image; usually one’s pictured self engaged in fantastical/twisted s-x acts with one or more people in his life. many prefer the mental fap over the standard p-rn fap.
guy 1: “dude…….last night i had a great mental fap about a black midget in a diaper and joan rivers….”
guy2: “nice… you got that dude”
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