merceedes
sp-wned from the devils spit. sinfully intelligent. her mere touch creates chaos. she is know as the “destroyer of male appendages”. someone said even the devil himself won’t look his creation in the eye.
merceedes returned from a long voyage across the seas only to real havoc on the mainland.
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