merch table
the table at concerts or events where you can purchase t-shirts, alb-ms, b-ttons, stickers, or other various merchandise.
i’m going to check out the merch table before their set to see if they’re selling their new alb-m.
did you see the rad b-ttons for sale at the merch table?
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